Wednesday, February 25, 2009

What's My Number, Joe

Joe Biden made a technology gaffe today. After looking at it, I realized Joe the Hacker is smarter than he looks.

He was merely referring to the IP address of the website. He surfs the web by typing in the ip address for each website he wants to go to. So he was right in asking for the number. Why is he Vice President when he should be CIO of the USA.

Here are some of my favorite website numbers

My favorite search engine 74.125.45.100

Favorite news source 66.28.209.219

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Hey Judd

Citing irresolvable differences Judd Gregg decided he's not the guy to oversee the commerce in the US.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the inexpensive bailout that Congress passed...nah

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Down We Go

Dow Loses 382 Points

On another banner day for the Dow it tanked 382 points. The bungee cord economy is not likely to improve soon. The bailout announcement certainly does not help. More tomorrow on why bailouts do not work.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

And Back to Our Broadcast

And Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Broadcast

In Congress's infinite wisdom, it decided the US should stay in the 20th century. Rather than go ahead with the scheduled switchover to digital TV in mid February, it is pushing it back four months. I guess I will continue to watch Matlock in glorious analog.



Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Daschle Is Done


Na Na Na Na... Hey Hey Goodbye



Daschle is Done


Former Majority leader and super lobbyist Tommy Daschle withdrew from consideration for HHD secretary.

South Dakota's favorite chaueffered son will have to find out work. I am sure K Street is hiring.

Monday, February 2, 2009

1040 What?

1040 What?

It's that time of year again: tax time! Don't get too excited, unless you are Tom Daschle. Special delivery for Tom: back taxes and interests payments on the taxes you forgot to pay(o we all forgot about our nice chauffeured cars).

I think the Obama administration needs to have a Taxes 101 course with appointees. Or better yet, implement the flat tax and we wouldn't have to worry about any of this!